May 2013
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
I don’t understand people who don’t like the fast and the furious series
I mean, I guess I understand if you don’t LOVE it
spookyxmulder:
Someone paint the rest of my room for me.
You and billy are the same person
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Cosmo sex tip #285
Wanna make her wet?
Drown her.
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
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Did I just hear "home wrecker burrito"?
I’m going to be a single mom.
I don’t have any deep or enlightening thoughts on that. Just more of a sharp pain in my chest and I’m pretty sure I’m going to throw up.
April 2013