June 2010
May 2010
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amber tentacles' dream come true
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(949): The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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ive googled "when does taco bell close"
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(206): My last google search last night was ‘vodka swimming pool’.
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I have a boner for the killers
sawdust only though. And that stupid jenny song
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blowies
just felt like putting that out there.
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L00$€ LI₱₱$ tickets now available!
mister-e:
That’s right; come see me or message me. 10$ from me, 12$ online and elsewhere. LTD QUANTITY.
DONT MISS THIS!! JUNE 11TH!
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BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company....
– JIMMY FALLON, Late Night (via the New York Times) via inothernews, schmolitics, apsies, mandigray, inothernews, emilyposts, tvquotes (via grayskymorning)
http://twitter.com/BPGlobalPR
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The 7 foods experts won't eat →
rebeccarae:
(via crookedindifference)
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id rather sit in this office in silence than...
really bob fm?
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thedailywhat:
Smoking Baby of the Day: The Sun got its hands on this terribly upsetting footage of Indonesian toddler Ardi Rizal who reportedly smokes up to 40 cigarettes on a daily basis.
According to The Sun, Ardi’s father got him hooked on cancer sticks when his son was only 18 months old, and now Ardi is forced to rely on a toy truck for transportation as his habit has caused him to become...
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@pickjonsbrain
pbr + zac efron
what was i thinking?
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did i just cry during this zac efron movie... →
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make u werk werk, make u werk
<3
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@jennparty
im officially calling this “30 days of tumblr” a fail.
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Neon Bible →
slangtang:
thumbswithhands:iwasarecord:iwasacamera-:iwasarecord:iwasacamera-:gavriloprincip:(via la-haidouk)
omgkjbghjhjuuklsdfuisdfhdsfugfsu WHAT IS THIS
holy amazing
oh my lord
wow ok i’m going to start listening to them
TIFFANY YOU DON’T LISTEN TO ARCADE FIRE? OMG ;__;
NO! i know!!! )))))))))): I WILL THOUGH OK
man it has been years since i’ve seen this.
ALSO YOU HAVEN’T...
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When the worst case scenario comes true, clinging...
(via drop-your-knickers)
annnd bear grylls
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i dont want to know where things are going.
i want to know when they will get there.
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trust me.
would i deny you of anything? can you talk to me/look me in the eyes and honestly say that im not trying to help you. is my sincere desire not enough for you?
jesus, just tell me what you want.
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you've got mail
in your mailbox. the one outside.
i asked my friends for their addresses a few months ago and now im really going to send them the love letters i promised them.
want something awesome in the mail? msg me.
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Thats the only thank you that means anything at work
– Amber Tentacles on my PAY RAISE via text
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what just happened?
i have no followers? :(
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brittney murphys husband found dead sunday night
who?
yeah, thats what i said.
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