July 2010
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I want a cute boy with a cuter cat
let’s get on that, boyfriend fairy.
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June 2010
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im being nice to callers at work. what happened?
free lunch!
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renaming my actual crushes as the unattractive...
ladies and gentlemen, my crushes:
or just bc its funny. either one.
chat sesh fail.
i fell asleep on the couch. woke up to convos that i missed :( sorry.
i even missed out on tacos. its cool bc i really needed it. after two nights away i really needed my own bed and my own pillows strategically placed around me to give the illusion and comfort of a cuddle sesh without the discomfort of having to share my bed. (yes, im that person.)
lezzz chat
aim: jessicajcccc
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i really just want to go home and curl up on our ridiculously comfortable couches and watch the tudors on netflix. this can all be made possible if the a/c in my apt is fixed by the time i get home.
dream come true
txtsfrmlstnght:
(864): i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room.
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ilikewhatyousee:
i could have been wild and i...
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dry humping
havent seen that since all school rallies in high school but alright, if the lobby of your insurance company is suitable for you, who am i to judge?
the BLAAAHg: Green Label Art / Bryan Woodland →
Our main man, Bryan Woodland has got his work all over this Mountain Dew can representing Dominion Skateboards of Richmond, VA. Part of Paul Rodriguez and Don Pendelton’s project, Green Label Art, 35 skate shops across the country to partner with an artist to design a can for Mountain Dew.…
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“its friday, everyone can suck my dick.”
– Amber Tanenholz
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midday update
i would like to thank the general public for being massive cunts all morning. thumbs up guys! =D i proceeded to take an early lunch so that i wouldnt become too homicidal before noon. now im just going to give up on making any non necessary human contact for the rest of the night.
you’ll be able to find me at the restless house of tentacles drinking wine and getting wild on the slip n...
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is it embarrassing that 'move along' by aar is my...
happy embarrassment transfer friday
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for the rest of my life i want to feel as free as...
be successful at living.
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I just got the text.
You’re gone. I don’t want to believe it.
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“I live every week like its #sharkweek”
– sugarbearz’s twitter
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life is as unbearable as you make it
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lets list the things that made this the weirdest...
wake up to an awesome text that i missed last night +1
get to work and find out a friend is in a relationship. not sure how i feel about this. i want to be happy for you, youre my friend. but you also called me at 3am the other night to hang out. i dont like this 0
find sarah serranos tumblr +1000
hints of jealously for parents with awesome kids -999
start feeling like i need more in my life...
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Sometimes I think “why would you do that to me?” and then I realize it was the only way that you would know I love you.
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the first day of summer would be a fucking monday
5pm. where are you?
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“So, Mina looks at me while covered head to knees in yogurt and says ‘Big hug?’...”
– Alicia Stoner (via sgcmsj)
lets get real for a minute. i read this and cried.
when you meet me, it only takes a good 15 mins to find out kids are not on my agenda. and thats the nicest way i can say it. lately, its become more evident than ever that i have no maternal yearning what so ever. this,...
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“at 730 big bang theory is on”
– the bartender
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reading this bitch whom will not be named’s tumblr (her choice), i found that i under appreciate the fucking brilliance that comes out of my friends mouths every day.
these are the greatest people i know. your fb statuses, twitters, texts and chats will be immortalized in my tumblr from here on.
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Scandinavia - stabbed a reindeer in the head,...
sgcmsj:
I couldn’t fucking possibly have a bigger crush on you.
im not JUST reblogging this because hes naked.
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i just want everything. f t w
(via sgcmsj)
<3
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Rough day at tmobile
Jason johnston is trying to make me give him a drink
