February 2011
savagekittehs replied to your post: savage kittehs is alyse!!!!!
Hahahah you didn’t know?!?! Damn girl :)
aw man, i know right..all i ever saw were cats. i should’ve known.
savage kittehs is alyse!!!!!
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i was wondering! i couldnt tell for awhile and you were liking a lot of my personal posts..ohhhh man, this totally made my night!!
everyone needs to stop what theyre doing and follow this gem!
**im kind of upset i didnt automatically know this
January 2011
my weekend.
and constantly staring at this
meeeez, its your birthday!
love you so so much
my expectations vs. reality for this weekend and...
i had such a great time. made a few new friends. tim + grace for 3 days was amazing. i was practically internet free, minus posting. the trip wasnt the problem. it was me thinking i could remove myself from a situation and magically things would fix themselves. and actually, im pretty realistic. i didnt expect things to be fixed but i was hoping the possiblity would be there. escaping and being...
fml.
I definitely just listened to this entire jason mraz song thinking, I fucking hate this song. I might have sang along to like 10 seconds of it too..
3 tags
I’m ok with being disappointing
– can we just be real for a minute?
this bitch put a sharpie in her vagina and wrote my name on a napkin
so then he was like, get you some..??
– im so funny
best rendition of tom petty (right, wes?), best use of dolly
well. nothing cheers me up to the point that i guess ill get out of bed like a new skate video from the babez
if you’re sitting in a public place and you’re knitting, I think that’s stupid. Hey girl in ikea, what the fuck are you doing? I can’t picture any of this shit in my house bc you’re sitting on that couch fucking knitting. I think 98% of ghent is a fucking joke. I think your dying need to call someone a faggot is funny but its also probably fucking retarded. I know you...
You can stop following me. This is probably dead...
I don’t know what you’re talking about. I just stayed home and watched american idol tonight. What the fuck did you do?
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american idol + the bffls
fuck everything else
memoryfromashore replied to your post: Dear keyboarding teacher, I’m sorry I missed…
snackcident i think i love you
it happens..
The devil will find work for idle hands to do
I stole and I lied, and why?...
– The Smiths (via diam0ndteeth)
Dear keyboarding teacher,
I’m sorry I missed class again. I got into a snackcident last night. I ate too many chocolate filled pandas playing corn on the cobb and woke up kind of drunk. Let’s try this again next week.
-jessica
pizza + cookies convo from last night
“do i have to preheat the oven twice?”
when you get the perfect combo of your favorite...
you couldn’t even ruin my day today