hang the dj

can I put these on my baby registry? that’s how these...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:24:26 -0400

can I put these on my baby registry? that’s how these things work, right?

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:46:45 -0400

Everyday is Free Cookie Wednesday when your bffl is the general manager

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:25:02 -0400

Everyday is Free Cookie Wednesday when your bffl is the general manager

How mad are you?

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:25:36 -0400

How mad are you?

thedaddycomplex: ginny-andtonic: thedailywhat: Weird Stats of...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:17:49 -0400

thedaddycomplex:

ginny-andtonic:

thedailywhat:

Weird Stats of the Day: Toddlers killed more Americans than terrorists did this year

Opposing Views brings some frightening (though obviously tongue-in-cheek) statistics about the future of America: more American lives have been claimed by gun fatalities involving American toddlers than terrorist attacks this year. In the past five months, a total of 11 people were killed by preschoolers with firearms compared to the four that perished in the Boston explosions — the only terrorist attack to occur this year. We can only hope the NSA will ramp up surveillance on children less than 5 years of age in order to counter this threat to national security.

Jesus Christ…

This is what I’ve been saying, people… Not that panicky overreactions that chip away at our civil liberties in response to a few nut-jobs means, quite literally, the terrorists win.

No, I mean toddlers will kill you.

I’m scared of the one in the middle

things the father of your child believes you should have 👍❤🙏

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 22:33:18 -0400

things the father of your child believes you should have 👍❤🙏

ughhffffuck

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 11:34:18 -0400

ughhffffuck

👯

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 14:00:10 -0400

👯

Hanging out with my dad today #babysfirsttattoo (at Ancient Art...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:03:52 -0400

Hanging out with my dad today #babysfirsttattoo (at Ancient Art Tattoo of Virginia Beach)

titlefight: We’re playing on a boat in a couple weeks for...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 14:37:41 -0400

titlefight:

We’re playing on a boat in a couple weeks for SFAC’s 10 year anniversary show. Make sure you get your tickets ahead of time! http://rocksoff.com/shows/2518.

oh hi

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Mon, 03 Jun 2013 01:05:02 -0400

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Mon, 03 Jun 2013 01:04:13 -0400

day drinking and jam jar,

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 01:00:24 -0400

I miss you.

We bought a zoo for the third time this week

Fri, 31 May 2013 23:27:29 -0400

We bought a zoo for the third time this week

rataliekendall: diablosita: Tigers may be extinct within 12...

Wed, 29 May 2013 23:27:39 -0400

rataliekendall:

diablosita:

Tigers may be extinct within 12 years

Amur leopards - of which only about 35 are thought to exist in the wild - may be extinct within 3 or 4 years.

In the 70s and 80s, 18,000 jaguars were killed each year for their fur. The numbers are still rapidly declining.

Half of Africa’s lion populations face extinction within the next 40 years.

When is it time for the human population to dwindle? PLEASE.

#2fast2manycookiesinmypurseandiatethemall

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:24:11 -0400

#2fast2manycookiesinmypurseandiatethemall

I wish the preheat beeping meant the cookies were done 😔

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:40:12 -0400

I wish the preheat beeping meant the cookies were done 😔

its still hard not to look down and think im just getting fat

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:52:54 -0400

its still hard not to look down and think im just getting fat

tibets: Sext: what do you want from taco bell

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:27:54 -0400

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

after work

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:57:46 -0400

after work